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Bitcoin Jokes

List of the best jokes and short funny stories related to: Bitcoin. There are 16 of them as of now. Keep in mind however that this website is updated every day, so visit it again later for more jokes.

How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?

Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.


Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat


A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar

He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"

The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."


When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.

He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.


What is the currency of the Shire?

Hob-bitcoin!


What's the best way to become a bitcoin millionaire?

Start by being a bitcoin billionaire.


What did the bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some bitcoin?

MINE!


Me: Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%

My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around: Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that

Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990


Why do hipsters have so much money?

Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular


What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?

Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.


Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?

They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.


How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?

One Satoshi.


Who is Bitcoin's least favorite rapper?

2chainz!


Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?

In a cold wallet.


Why is Bitcoin difficulty so high?

Too much hash.


How did the bitcoiner get on the sex offenders registry?

He touched a miner.