A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."
Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat
How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
- you can claim free money once per 4 hours (240 minutes),
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