Why do hipsters have so much money?
Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular
Me: Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around: Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that
Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990
What did the bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some bitcoin?
- you can claim free money once per 4 hours (240 minutes),
- you will receive a random amount between 0.0002 and 0.0100 USD,
- promote https://jokefaucet.com/?cp=xxx (where xxx is your CurvaPay account number) to get 50% referral commission.