Policeman: "Why did you park here?"
Me: "The sign says, ‘Fine for parking.'"
What do you call a female police officer playing guitar?
My girlfriend surprised me tonight: she dressed up sexy like a police woman, handcuffed me to the bed and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
2 minutes later I was released due to lack of evidence.
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